Now I’m not a fan of the Premier League, or even a convinced soccer fan, but I do watch the occasional chunk of Champions League or UEFA Cup. So tonight I tuned into the Sevilla vs. Tottenham Hotspur UEFA clash partly because there was nothing else that remotely interested me on the other three channels we currently have (our satellite is still out of commission 3 months after requesting Urlan to fix it, but more of that anon), and partly because I have a certain interest in seeing both sides for different reasons.
The fact that Robbie Keane is playing tonight (as captain) makes it interesting in itself - it intrigues me how he can be so prolific a scorer for Spurs while missing the simplest chances for the Republic of Ireland. The fact that I lived seven years of my life in Seville makes it even more interesting. Specifically, I supported the other Seville team - Real Betis - because I couldn’t stand the smug self-righteous superior attitude of the sevillistas (Sevilla F.C. supporters). In fact, I gloried in every defeat of Sevilla F.C. as much as in every Real Betis win (Viva er Betis manque pierda!), and mourned every Real Betis defeat (and no, I was not so far gone as to mourn every Sevilla F.C. victory! - fútbol is, after all, a game!).
So you can imagine how happy that 2nd minute goal by one R. Keane tonight made me! Toma! But, after 20 minutes or so, things started going awry for the English team when the Luxemburgish referee made the most unbelievably bad decision of giving a penalty to the home side when clearly it wasn’t a penalty. Not only that but he yellow-carded the Spurs goalkeeper for protesting! Then, in a blatant display of home refereeing, the Luxemburger went on to give frees to the homeside at every opportunity - so much so, I’m wondering how substantial were the contents of the brown (or whatever colour they currently use in that part of the world) envelope he got, if he got one.
I know if I was a Spurs fan I’d be pretty pissed off with the referee! But I’m not, so, in the interest of staying in good humour, I switched the channel.
In fact I’m seriously thinking of boycotting all sporting events, given the raft of blatantly bias decisions by referees and, much more seriously, fourth officials in recent weeks. I refer to the “try” that was awarded to France in the last seconds of their match against Scotland by the TV Official when it was obvious nobody could see the ball being grounded. Now, the rules of Rugby state that a try cannot be given unless the ball can be seen to be legally grounded. The TV official in question haled from Ulster - why the heck couldn’t he have said NO on this occasion when NO was the right option. Better say no more on that!
I also refer to the “try” just on the stroke of half-time by Llanelli against Munster in the Heineken Cup last weekend. The guy who “scored” the “try” clearly made a second movement to ground the ball which makes it not a try. Yet the TV Official gave the “try”. Then there was the first “try” awarded to Biarritz in last year’s Heineken Cup final against Munster, when the “scorer” clearly put his foot several inches in touch on his way to the line. I could go on and on!
Now, you tell me - what the &*%¢#k is the point of having TV Officials when they so blatantly ignore the rules?
At times, it is difficult for referees as they have to make a decision there and then, and don’t always see everything that goes on. For that reason, the referee has umpires to be his eyes - unfortunately these umpires sometimes turn out to be either visually challenged, or turn a blind eye (dare I suggest brown envelopes?). But, it is absolutely inexcusable for a TV Official to make a wrong decision given that he has television footage from all sorts of angles and time to make a decision. So, for that reason I say to the Ulster TV Official at the France-Scotland match, and the TV Official at the Llanelli-Munster match - you’re either bloody cowards or you’re on the take - either way you don’t deserve any respect, so thanks a bunch for nothing.
Therefore, I for one will no longer bother to watch any sport of any kind with anything but indifference. What’s the point when greed, cheating and hypocrisy win out so often?